Historical Jester Pillows

Sat Nativ.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Richard the Turd

Clown Wedding with Rake

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.