Historical Jester Mugs

Sat Nativ.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Books / Coffee table books

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Richard the Turd

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Never poke fun.

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."