Legacy Jester Mugs

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Geeks and their dogs.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Work's been really hard."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

Sudoku. Oh, no!

Jester

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Yorich's last jest.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin