Legacy Jester Gifts

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

Geeks and their dogs.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"Work's been really hard."

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Jester

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin