Book Joker Gifts

Cartoon Library

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Note Book

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Good book?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Toilet humour

Skywriter's Block

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."