Book Joker Gifts

Cartoon Library

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Note Book

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Follow me on Twitter...

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Good book?'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

Skywriter's Block

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

A clown & his clone.

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."