Stone Age Jokester Gifts

'Here come two of them now -- Set clubs on 'stun.''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Early on-line shopping

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

A prehistoric football match.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'What's on the other side?...'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

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