Stone Age Jokester Pillows

'Here come two of them now -- Set clubs on 'stun.''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Early on-line shopping

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

A prehistoric football match.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'What's on the other side?...'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'