Jurassic Jokesters Pillows

Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

Jurassic Ark

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'