Jurassic Jokes Pillows

Dinosaur Dining

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Bront?saurus.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

T-rex takes a selfie

Jurassic Ark

Jurassic Pork!

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

T-Rex Ballerina

Early Football

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."

Pee Rex.

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"What do you mean you didn't see me? I've been waving at you for the past five minutes!"