Jurassic Park Parody Lover Pillows

Jurassic Pork!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

Office zombie.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.