Fan Of Jurassic Humor Pillows

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Bront?saurus.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Jurassic Pork!

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

T-rex takes a selfie

A plunger in an outhouse

Jurassic Ark

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Extinct dinosaur...

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

"A T-Rex ate my mom while she was helping me with my homework."

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.