Jurassic Aficionado Pillows

'Talking about scary dinosaurs-your mother just phoned.'

Dinosaur

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

Extinct dinosaur...

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Ancient Racing

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Early photobombing

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Those Were The Days

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Horror Stories.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."