Jurassic Aficionado Gifts

'Talking about scary dinosaurs-your mother just phoned.'

Dinosaur

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

Extinct dinosaur...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Early photobombing

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Those Were The Days

Jurassic Pork

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Horror Stories.