Jurassic Fanatic Gifts

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

The Steakosaurus

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Fossil bands

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."