Jurassic Park Fan Gifts

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Dinosaur Selfies

Early photobombing

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Hay Rides $10

Tarzan of the Grapes.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Roller Coasters

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'No you can't keep it!'