Jurassic Park Fan T-Shirts

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Dinosaur Selfies

Early photobombing

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Hay Rides $10

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Roller Coasters

'No you can't keep it!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Tarzan'

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Politically correct Xmas presents