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Early photobombing

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"This place could use a moat!"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Drinking Companions

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"You are literally my entire world."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'The bottom line is, there is no bottom line - we're cavemen!'