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Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Ancient Racing

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Tourists in Egypt

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Jungle Stores.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'