Jurassic Explorer Gifts

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Ancient Racing

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Tourists in Egypt

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Jungle Stores.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."