Jurassic Jaunter Gifts

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Veloci-Rapper

'Bront?saurus.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

T-Rex Ballerina

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Early Football

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

Pee Rex.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

A flying pterodactyl

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Well, son, I supposed it all started when they hiked the minimum wage to $39.50....'

'Which way to the Prehistoric Welcome Center?'

Tyrannosaurus Rex Bicep Flex