Jurassic Jester Gifts

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"

'Ithinkysaurus!'

T-Rex Ballerina

Jurassic Parking Lot

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"#notguilty."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Veloci-Rapper

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'