Jurassic Jester Gifts

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"

'Ithinkysaurus!'

T-Rex Ballerina

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

Women in a cross country race

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Veloci-Rapper

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown Wedding with Rake