Jurassic Jock Gifts

Football Dinosaur

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Jurassic Ark

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Extinct dinosaur...

T-Rex Ballerina

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."