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Football Dinosaur

Jurassic Parking Lot

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Veloci-Rapper

'Bront?saurus.'

Complaints Desk

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Jurassic Ark

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

T-Rex Ballerina

Extinct dinosaur...

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."