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Early Football

Jurassic Parking Lot

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Veloci-Rapper

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Bront?saurus.'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Jurassic Ark

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Extinct dinosaur...

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

T-Rex Ballerina

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Pee Rex.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist