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Torah-nosaurus Rex

Jurassic Parking Lot

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

'Bront?saurus.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Jurassic Ark

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Jurassic Pork!

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

T-Rex Ballerina

Extinct dinosaur...

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'That's the office joker.'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Early Football

Pee Rex.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

A flying pterodactyl

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."