Jurassic Jest Lovers Pillows

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Bront?saurus.'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Jurassic Pork!

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Jurassic Ark

Early Football

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Extinct dinosaur...

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

T-Rex Ballerina

'That's the office joker.'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Pee Rex.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

A flying pterodactyl

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm