Jurassic Swinger T-Shirts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Tool Box

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Thanks God!

T-Rex Ballerina

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Early Football

Pee Rex.

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Wordplay

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Neanderthal Golf.

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

Kids - who'd have em?

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."