Jurassic Swinger Gifts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Tool Box

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Monica Seles

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

T-Rex Ballerina

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Thanks God!

Early Football

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Pee Rex.

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Rafael Nadal

Wordplay

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Neanderthal Golf.

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

Kids - who'd have em?

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"