Stone Age Swinger Gifts

Neanderthal Golf.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Thursday is the new Friday

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The first Dermatologist.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'He also wants to be domesticated.'