Jurassic Enthusiast Gifts

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Primitive magician

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Roget's Pet

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'