Jurassic Junkie Gifts

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

Jurassic Parking Lot

World Tour.

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Veloci-Rapper

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Bront?saurus.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Extinct dinosaur...

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

T-Rex Ballerina

Early Football

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Pee Rex.

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!