Jurassic Joy Gifts

'Bront?saurus.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Early photobombing

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Extinct dinosaur...

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

T-Rex Ballerina

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Early Football

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Red Kangaroo

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"You monster!"

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

Dinosaur Dining

Dinosaur

Girl.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

"That Steve Wright must be nearly as old as me."

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''