Fan Of Jurassic Humor Gifts

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Bront?saurus.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Jurassic Ark

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Jurassic Pork!

A plunger in an outhouse

T-rex takes a selfie

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Extinct dinosaur...

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.

Dinosaur Dining

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."