Jurassic Jokester Gifts

"A T-Rex ate my mom while she was helping me with my homework."

"Can you think of anything worse than having really long arms?"

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Velocicraptor

Saddlesaurus

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Offisaur

"I heard you were extinct!"

"Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!"

"What do you mean you didn't see me? I've been waving at you for the past five minutes!"

"Oh, ICK! I got some primordial ooze in my mouth!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Not now, Oliver."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

Snowman of the Apes

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Influence this."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'