Jurassic Jesters Gifts

Washing Hands

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Veloci-Rapper

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'It must be a milkfish.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Early Football

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

T-Rex Ballerina

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

Pee Rex.

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"