Jurassic Jesters Prints

Washing Hands

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Veloci-Rapper

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Early Football

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

T-Rex Ballerina

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

Pee Rex.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"