Jurassic Fans Gifts

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Bront?saurus.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Just get her home before she evolves.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

'No you can't keep it!'

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Politically correct Xmas presents

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"