Jurassic Fans Gifts

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Bront?saurus.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'No you can't keep it!'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Politically correct Xmas presents

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'