Jurassic Period Fan Gifts

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Early photobombing

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

You're my Venus

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

The Invention of the Wheel

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.