Jurassic Period Fan Gifts

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Early photobombing

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

The Invention of the Wheel

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."