Jurassic Joy-seekers Gifts

"I can't wait to forget the Land That Time Forgot."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

School holidays

'Bront?saurus.'

Bouncing baby

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Toys for Tots

Bike Rides

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Early Football

Extinct dinosaur...

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Clowns.

BadNewsBlues it is

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."