Jurassic Joy-seekers Mugs

"I can't wait to forget the Land That Time Forgot."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

School holidays

Bouncing baby

'Bront?saurus.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Bike Rides

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Toys for Tots

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Extinct dinosaur...

Early Football

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

Clowns.

BadNewsBlues it is

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'