Jurassic Journeyer Mugs

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Veloci-Rapper

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Discomfort zone.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

T-Rex Ballerina

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Pee Rex.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

Release.

A flying pterodactyl