Jovial Journeyer Mugs

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

ET Mishap

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Paper Route

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Progress?

Complaints Desk

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Alf and Misery Guts

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'