Jurassic Journeyer Pillows

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Veloci-Rapper

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Discomfort zone.

Psychologist Birthdays

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

T-Rex Ballerina

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Pee Rex.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"That 12th step is a doozy."

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

Release.

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm