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"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Roget's Pet

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'