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Early photobombing

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Da Vinci Cod

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

You're my Venus

Science Fair Judgements

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Free Radicals.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Entropy.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Pyramids exploding.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"