Jurassic Admirer Gifts

Tyrannosaurus Rex Bicep Flex

Early photobombing

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Drinking Companions

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"This place could use a moat!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"You are literally my entire world."