Jurassic Joker Gifts

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Pee Rex.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Veloci-Rapper

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Despite its fearsome reputation, the Trannysaurus was a gentle plant-eating creature.

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

E=Emcee Squared

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Ecotourism.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Toilet humour

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'