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Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Cosmonaut

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'