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Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Camel and Snake resemblance.

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

'Your reflection is sick today so I'm fillin' in for him.'

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Insomnia

Paul Klee

Crab with a clown face.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Those Were The Days

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Salvador Dali's cats.

Window in the Sky.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.