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"Who among us dares tempt the wrath of Ben & Jerry?"

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

Singing in the rain of cats and dogs.

A flying man sweats on birds.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Paul Klee

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

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BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"